Even Two Year Olds Need Privacy

So I was brushing my teeth this morning and I hear this grunting coming from the bedroom. I poke my head around the corner and...

I say "Are you pooping?" Ok I didn't have to even ask...it was obvious. My kid likes to lay on his tummy to do his duty and usually he is hiding under the table or behind a chair. Well he looks up at me and his face is kind of surprised then he yells, "GO AWAY MOMMA!"

Ok ok I get you...you need your privacy, just come get me when you're done!